I've fallen in love with Cleverbot, which is totally awesome! Let's play D&D with it!

You are in a 10' wide corridor. It stinks of mildew and rot, there is a flickering light up ahead. What do you do?

How does mathematics know when I'm about to begin experiencing flickering random noise?

Eh, don't worry about the math, I'll do most of the rolling. What character class are you playing, anyway?

Okay....and you come back with more of that. What am I getting out of this?

Epic fun, trust me! So are you a Fighter? Cleric? Thief?

I am a person, you are a machine.

As your Dungeon Master, I'm trying to keep the Deus Ex Machina to a minimum. So as you move down the corridor, you pass a door on the right. You can hear scuffling from the other side.

Fine.. What do you think about clones?

I think that's a spell you haven't mastered yet.

Right now, I am asking you.

You shout out, "What do you think about clones?", and the echoes reverberate along the dungeon walls, and the scuffling behind the door turns into a startled snort. Quick, the door seems to be opening, do you draw your weapon?

Do you love me?

"Me no love you," The Orc cries out as he opens the door, brandishing a chipped and jagged axe. "Me want to carve a mug from your skull!" He attacks, roll initiative!

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly.

Oh come on now, you're not even trying.

Yeah.. You take too long to reply.

I take it back. Cleverbot sucks. >:(